GUYS I WAS HALF ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER AT 2AM LAST NIGHT AND I THOUGHT OF THIS AMAZING JOKE ARE YO U READY
Why do bagels have hollow centers?
because they’re part of a hOLESOME BREAKFAST OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’